Miss Albania - Well, she went with a monokini with wings, but you get what I mean. I'm pretty sure that Albania does not have the climate for this getup, but what do I know.
Miss Angola - She is clothed in the flora and the fauna of her native land. And watch out judges because she killed that antelope all by herself.
Miss Argentina - ummm.... why does she look cute and sweet? Where is the hooker outfit?! Well, I hate her shoes. So there, take that, Miss Argentina.
Oh, Miss Aruba, thank you for carrying the weight for Miss Argentina. At least someone knows what this competition is all about - bikinis and feathers!
Umm.... what does Belgium have to do with tennis? Honestly, I have no idea. Am I missing something? Apparently they have so much to do with tennis that she has a racquet and a tennis ball in her hair. I'm just confused.
I for a second thought this was some sexy (read: slutty) take on Cleopatra, but it's Miss Colombia. My confusion continues. But at least she switched things up with a loin cloth, I was getting really bored of those bikini bottoms.
And Croatia is apparently known for both bikinis and Mardi Gras beads? I feel like I didn't learn anything in Social Studies. At least nothing that would prepare me for this.
Miss Egypt heard through the grapevine that Miss Colombia was going as a Cleopatra knockoff so she went instead as.... an Egyptian pimp? What are those canes?
Miss Finland is going directly from this event to her wedding to a very prosperous fjord owner.
Miss France would have actually looked pretty if not for the red and blue in her dress and that beret. But I guess those are the things that let us know she is French. Sad.
Oh, Miss Aruba, thank you for carrying the weight for Miss Argentina. At least someone knows what this competition is all about - bikinis and feathers!
Umm.... what does Belgium have to do with tennis? Honestly, I have no idea. Am I missing something? Apparently they have so much to do with tennis that she has a racquet and a tennis ball in her hair. I'm just confused.
I for a second thought this was some sexy (read: slutty) take on Cleopatra, but it's Miss Colombia. My confusion continues. But at least she switched things up with a loin cloth, I was getting really bored of those bikini bottoms.
And Croatia is apparently known for both bikinis and Mardi Gras beads? I feel like I didn't learn anything in Social Studies. At least nothing that would prepare me for this.
Miss Egypt heard through the grapevine that Miss Colombia was going as a Cleopatra knockoff so she went instead as.... an Egyptian pimp? What are those canes?
Miss Finland is going directly from this event to her wedding to a very prosperous fjord owner.
Miss France would have actually looked pretty if not for the red and blue in her dress and that beret. But I guess those are the things that let us know she is French. Sad.
Oh, Miss Georgia, I don't quite understand it, but I think I like it.
hahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahaha OMG, Miss Great Britain went as a beefeater!!! HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA. At least she wins points for most covered. But she immediately loses all those points for the pleather leggings.
This I get. This is one of the few I actually know what is going on and see how it relates to the country. Thanks, Miss Greece.
In Guyana, they are known for being fierce while wearing flower pots on their heads. Or at least that's what I'm getting from this outfit.
hahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahaha OMG, Miss Great Britain went as a beefeater!!! HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA. At least she wins points for most covered. But she immediately loses all those points for the pleather leggings.
This I get. This is one of the few I actually know what is going on and see how it relates to the country. Thanks, Miss Greece.
In Guyana, they are known for being fierce while wearing flower pots on their heads. Or at least that's what I'm getting from this outfit.
Miss Honduras will hunt you, skin you, and then wear you for a headdress. 
Leave it to the brown girl to be tasteful, classy, and pretty. That dress is gorgeous. Darn her for ruining my fun. (But secretly, props to you, Miss India)
But thank God for Miss Ireland. I'm not quite sure what this look is. Robin Hood? Warrior princess? Little Blue Riding Hood? But what I do know is that I love it.
Italy is going to conquer the competition. Or at least that's her theme.
FINALLY! It was about time there was another bikini + wings combo. I was going through withdrawal.
Leave it to the brown girl to be tasteful, classy, and pretty. That dress is gorgeous. Darn her for ruining my fun. (But secretly, props to you, Miss India)
But thank God for Miss Ireland. I'm not quite sure what this look is. Robin Hood? Warrior princess? Little Blue Riding Hood? But what I do know is that I love it.
Italy is going to conquer the competition. Or at least that's her theme.
FINALLY! It was about time there was another bikini + wings combo. I was going through withdrawal.
OMG, Miss Kosovo is wearing a GOAT on her head. Does she know that? Did someone tell her?
Miss Lebanon wins the award for the most covered. Also for most boring color. And for most confused that this is a beauty pageant not a princess pageant. (Though she really does rock that hat)
If I saw this and knew nothing about the Netherlands, I'd have guessed they were all about river gambling boats. I'm guessing they're not though.
Miss Norway, seriously? I hate you like I hate Miss India. (i.e. I don't actually hate you)
I want to go to Panama. It looks like it's awesome.
I've been to Puerto Rico more than once, and I would never have guessed that was what this costume represented if she wasn't wearing that sash. I think the glittery bead business is a waterfall? Maybe?
I don't even have words for Miss Romania. Fantastic.
I think Miss Serbia is having an allergic reaction to the flowers. Why else would she be about to scratch her lady business?
Miss Sweden is one of the sluttiest without actually showing her body. Posture and pout, maybe?
Wings. Bikini. We've seen it all before.
And, finally, Miss Ukraine. She looks positively adorable. I would actually wear that dress. Well, if it weren't made of wheat that is.
Miss Lebanon wins the award for the most covered. Also for most boring color. And for most confused that this is a beauty pageant not a princess pageant. (Though she really does rock that hat)
If I saw this and knew nothing about the Netherlands, I'd have guessed they were all about river gambling boats. I'm guessing they're not though.
Miss Norway, seriously? I hate you like I hate Miss India. (i.e. I don't actually hate you)
I want to go to Panama. It looks like it's awesome.
I've been to Puerto Rico more than once, and I would never have guessed that was what this costume represented if she wasn't wearing that sash. I think the glittery bead business is a waterfall? Maybe?
I don't even have words for Miss Romania. Fantastic.
I think Miss Serbia is having an allergic reaction to the flowers. Why else would she be about to scratch her lady business?
Miss Sweden is one of the sluttiest without actually showing her body. Posture and pout, maybe?
Wings. Bikini. We've seen it all before.
And, finally, Miss Ukraine. She looks positively adorable. I would actually wear that dress. Well, if it weren't made of wheat that is.
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