Oscars 2012: Gwyneth Paltrow

Gywneth Paltrow in Tom Ford

On what was apparently a very cool night, I kinda love that Gwynnie wore a cape on the red carpet.  A mother freaking CAPE.  She is ridiculous. And amazing.  Ms. Goop took off the cape before the telecast to reveal a simple but supremely elegant white gown.  She looked simply perfect.

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Emmys 2011: Gwyneth Paltrow

Gwyneth Paltrow in Pucci

Oh, Gwyneth. This dress is just... GOOP. Or whatever her strange acronym is. It could have been okay, the black on tan lace is really just fine. A little boring, but fine. And I do enjoy the cap sleeve. BUT WHY DOES IT HAVE A MIDRIFF BARING TOP??????????????????????? There are no early90s Britney-esque midriff tops on the red carpet. Gwynnie missed the memo I guess. And though this cleanse-aholic is extremely skinny, even she has oozy pudge coming out of the top of the skirt. And her midriff is all wrinkly skin from having been dieted one too many times. This is not a flattering look on anyone, not even Gwyneth. Add in the half circle design on the top that makes her non-existant breasts look super dressy, and this is just one mess of a dress.

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Gwyneth Paltrow Wears Louis Vuitton Jewels and Not Much Else

Actress, Glee performer, website entrepreneur and now racy model, Gwyneth Paltrow, will appear in a special jewelry supplement for Vanity Fair’s August issue. A photograph was released from the photo shoot and as the picture shows, she’s mostly nude, covering her breasts with her hand and arms.It took me a little while to notice but she’s also wearing jewelry. In fact, she’s wearing a necklace,