Showing posts with label help me. Show all posts
Showing posts with label help me. Show all posts

Friday, March 26, 2010

Does that make me crazy? Possibly.

I was a bit hesitant when Jessica at Style Obsession tagged me to show the contents of my bag. Mostly because this is what the inside of a bag should look like: simple and chic (Jessica, let me know if you want me to take down your picture.) And mine is NOT like that. I don't know how people live with such basic (yet glamorous) contents in their purse. Mine looks nice from the outside:but when the guts are poured out onto the dining room table... it's a different story:No, this is not a joke. No, I haven't added anything for comical value. This is really what I tote around on a day to day basis.
So here we go. The hidden story of my life as a purse hoarder.
1. kate spade shoes because sometimes you need a quick break from heels.2. Four mechanical pencils (I hate pens with a passion and only use them when absolutely necessary.)
3. Orbits gum
4. 14 packets of splenda and a starbucks stopper. (I don't know. I'm compulsive every time I walk by splenda. Yes, I know I'm getting cancer.)5. Beauty products: mirror, nail file, eyeliner, mascara, nail polish, cuticle clippers, lotion, lipstick, two burt's bees, two lip glosses (do I really need to defend these?)
6. Headband, 12 hair ties, four bobby pins (I don't know)
7. stamps, a post-it note with an address that I don't recognize, D&G wallet, a thank you note from a baby shower last month, my work ID badge, sunglasses, tape measure, a key to the office I don't work at anymore...
8. Electronics: flip video camera, cell phone, ipod touch, gps, (camera not shown)
9. Earphones, the USB cord for my camera, car/apartment/mail keys and assorted key chains
10. Cranberry pills, Ambien I snagged from my mom, tampons (TMI?), Tylenol, toothbrush, toothpaste, earplugs (for some reason I am completely paranoid that I am going to get stuck sleeping somewhere and not have toothbrush and earplugs. I'm insane.)
So there you go. I have no excuse. Also, to make things worse, this is the recently cleaned out version. I usually have a sleepmask, superglue, hand wipes, band aids, perfume...

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Texture Tuesday: March 2, 2010

Micheal Kors dressMarc Jacobs bagCharlotte Olympia suede pump
Fun anecdote of the day: Yesterday I felt horrible! So sick with my cold. I decided what I really really wanted to make me feel better was a Shamrock Shake.
They only sell them in March at a "McDonalds near you." However, I found this McDonalds to be not so near to me. I tried 5 places! Drove to 5 McDonalds begging for a shamrock shake through my stuffed up nose. Nothing.
My next idea was to get a vanilla shake and add mint extract and green food coloring (I was super determined!) So I got the shake, got home and was greeted by an overexcited cat who ran between my legs and caused this:

And when I tried to pick up the cup and salvage the rest the bottom fell out and created an even bigger mess.

Final count-

shamrock shakes: 0

fake shamrock shakes: 0

sick shakeless girls having to mop the kitchen floor: 1

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

this is how short I am

I ordered a couple pairs of yoga leggings from Victoria's Secret last week because they are great to sit on the couch and watch tv and eat frosties work out in. I ordered this guy:and this guy:both in black. I got them in the mail today and I tried on the first pair thinking they were clearly the ankle version.Good stuff right? Until I tried on the other pair expecting the cropped version:So the first pair was actually the cropped version. And you can't really tell from the picture, but this is with me hiking them up! Yay for being 5'2 1/5"!

P.S. Dear boyfriend, if you are reading this I hate to break it to you but I may never take off these leggings again. They are freaking comfty. Hope you made reservations somewhere legging friendly for Valentines... xoxo

Friday, January 29, 2010

Moving day approaches!

This is me realizing I only have one night left to pack and there is SO MUCH LEFT! This is me looking at Weather.com and seeing it's supposed to rain all during my moving day:
This is me feeling like I shouldn't have let my boyfriend stay so late and have a Queen listening party last night because now I'm tired and don't want to pack:
This is my saying at least there is coffee:

Hope your weekend is better than mine!

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

outfit post: WTF

Most outfit posts are in celebration of cute clothes and fun combinations but I decided to devote this outfit post to wtf randomness.
We have all had those days where we wake up at 8:16 when we needed to leave at around 8. So this is what I pulled together on the fly while running out the door:The t-shirt I slept in last night, a stray cardigan and a pencil skirt. Weird porportions and clashing colors. Once I got to work and looked at myself I decided I had to document the awfulness that is my outfit. Yay for a navy t-shirt paired with a black skirt!

Thursday, January 7, 2010

Three things I love Thursday: December 7, 2009

1. This Sarah Jessica Parker Gap commercial:
Hmm I guess I'm on a SJP kick this week. That being said, I need everything in this video. And I will have a dressing room identical to that someday. Please and thank you.
2. This bear hat I found over the weekend:I am very much regretting not buying it!
3. This Burberry trench made from sweatshirt material: