Emmys 2011: Christina Hendricks

Christina Hendricks in Johanna Johnson
Christina Hendricks doesn't seem to be able to dress her extremely curvaceous figure. I know it must be hard to get those triple ZZZs into a dress (seriously, she has the biggest breasts I've ever seen), but I know there is stuff out there that would be flattering. I mean, she looks fantastic on Mad Men on literally every single episode, so why can't she bring a little Joan to her red carpet? Something with a higher neckline? Something with rich jewel colors? Something that doesn't make her thighs look ginormous? *sigh* She really is a gorgeous woman. But I'm sorry to say she has very very poor taste.

C

Christina Hendricks for Vivienne Westwood's "Get A Life" jewelry collection

so pretty!

SAG Awards 2011: Christina Hendricks

Christina Hendricks in L'Wren Scott
I must say this dress looked smashing on screen. Christina's waist looked teeny tiny and her curves fantabulous. But in pictures, it looks like a total miss. Sadness. In real life I quite enjoyed the smoking jacket turned evening gown look, but these pictures just make her look like she's wearing a sad robe. Guess people should be more aware of how their look photographs.

B

Golden Globes 2011: Christina Hendricks

I love me some Christina Hendricks. Lady is a bombshell. And I do love a redhead in red. But, seriously, when you've got the biggest bosoms in the biz and you also add in big hair, maybe don't go with a big embellishment on your chest/shoulder.

B-

Golden Globe Awards Red Carpet Jewelry Fashion, Part 2

Helen Mirren wears a platinum and diamond necklace (55.08 carats), and a platinum and diamond bracelet by Cartier.
 


Claire Danes wears platinum and diamond drop earrings (3 carats) and a gold cuff bracelet by Fred Leighton.
 


Christina Hendricks in a platinum and diamond earrings (20 carats), and 2 platinum and diamond bracelets (200 carats) by Chopard.




Jennifer Lawrence wearing

Emmy WarmUp - Lame-o Creative Arts Emmys

I'm gearing up for the Emmys on Sunday, but to whet my red carpet whistle, I thought I'd blog about the Creative Arts Emmys. You know, the sad awards show no one ever watches. Well, apparently no one attends them either, so after all my internet searching, I only found FIVE pictures for you. But here goes:

David Burtka (l) and partner Neil Patrick Harris (r)
Guys. Tuxes. Blah blah blah. Extra points for expecting twins. A.


Jon Hamm

Guy. Tux. Blah blah blah. Minus points for that ridiculous grin. B

Elizabeth Mitchell

Hair is pretty. Makeup is pretty. Dress color is meh. B-

Okay, and this last pic is four pics in one, because it was all I could find.



left to right: Mel B, Kristin Chenoweth, Kathy Griffin, Chelsie Hightower

Mel B - sophisticated, simple, and pretty. B+

Kristin Chenoweth - love the hair. Hate the dress. It's too short and ill fitting. Just because she's really short doesn't mean she can wear a dress that tiny. C-

Kathy Griffin - KGrif usually dresses like a trainwreck, poor thing. But this dress is a knockout! I love it. It's an unexpected color and print, and even love that it has that little bit of sleeve. A

Chelsie Hightower - I'm pretty sure she got this dress from the Banana Republic sale bin. Not appropriate for the red carpet, even a crappy red carpet like the Creative Arts Emmys. F

Christina Hendricks in Christian Siriano

Oh. My. God. I am in heaven. Drama. Oomph. Pleats. Ruching. I love me some Christian Siriano, and I especially love me some Christian Siriano when it's on the knockout curves of Miss Christina Hendricks. LOVE. A+

Hope that gets your red carpet juices going for Sunday. Bring on the Emmys!

Christina Hendricks for LA Times Magazine

super gorgeous.

Met Gala 2010: Christina Hendricks

Christina Hendricks in a sky blue L'Wren Scott gown with a feather pin.

Okay, I love Christina Hendricks. I love her bombshell curves. I love her firey red hair. I love that Esquire voted her hottest woman on the planet (or something like that). But I hate this look. Her poor breasts look strangled and this dress is just not doing anything for her. And the extra feather pin is so confusing.

C

Three things I love Thursday: April 22, 2010

1. Christina Hendricks' spread in Esquire:Miss Joan Holloway was voted sexiest woman in America when 10,000 readers were surveyed. The curvy redhead in me is biased, but I love love her. Mad Men back in July!

2. Judy Geib jewelry at Barneys:

I will warn you to not click on the link. the prices will make you sad.3. My new camera!

The picture quality puts my old camera to shame. This is me caught in a laugh:It's a Canon Powershot S90.