SAG Awards 2012: Angelina Jolie

Angelina Jolie in Jenny Packham

Angelina is a big fan of the boring ol' neutrals on the red carpet and it just makes me so sad.  The woman is GORGEOUS in an exotic way, she could pull off the most amazing looks if she tried.  But she refuses. You know what else she refuses to do apparently? Eat.  Girl needs a cheeseburger, stat.

F

Golden Globes 2012: Kate Winslet

Kate Winslet in Jenny Packham

This two-tone dress is nice, and fits her well, but it's so awfully safe.  I don't want safe from Kate Winslet, I want stunning.  I'm disappointed :(

B

Shopping In Paris - Oo La La

One of the things I was oh so excited about on our trip to Paris was not the Louvre or the Eiffel Tower, but the shopping.  Oh the shopping!  Every corner we turned was another fabulous store. We ran across three Chanels in one day. THREE.

There was a Dior that was an entire city block. It was all Dior in all directions, including a baby Dior! Sadly, BabyWP didn't get any presents from baby Dior.

We perused the displays at Moschino.

 In our time in Paris we saw lines for three stores: 1) the Apple store, which has lines outside all over the globe, so I wasn't so surprised.
2) Louis Vuitton

And while it isn't exactly my thing, I guess I can see the draw of this ginormous Louis Vuitton store. I was only slightly tempted to yell at the people "Why are you waiting in line for this???!"  

The other line (which I had a picture of but has somehow disappeared from this post) was... wait for it...

ABERCROMBIE & FITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  The Paris Abercrombie had guards and a LINE.  A LINE. It was so ridiculous. I didn't understand. At all.

 But in non-ridiculous store news, we did make a stop at the tres adorable baby store Petite Bateau.  BabyWP needed a Paris present (as did some other babies we know).

 Now that we've done baby shopping, can we do me?  Pretty please?

We made a stop in Missoni, and I really must say that it is just NOT for me.  It's all so loud, and while I am for bold and vibrant, I'm not for Missoni's version of bold and vibrant. Their Target line was tame in comparison. [fyi, I was not a fan of the Target line because I thought it was too busy]  But a plus for them - their sales staff was SO NICE.  Ridiculously nice and fawny over us.  

 I was oddly excited about going to Bottega Veneta.  What can I say, I love shoes.

 Especially if they're this pretty.

 From there we hopped into Lanvin.  Mr. EWP seemed to think all designers were the same, but he got over that idea when we went into Lanvin and a plain black skirt cost $2500.  Not all designers are created equal.

 Mr. EWP's only store request was Hermes, where we discovered they sold horse bridles and riding gear. Who knew?

 I don't like these shoes, but I thought they way Tod's arranged them was pretty so I took a picture.

 As for me, I made a beeline to Yves Saint Laurent.

 What did I buy? Well that shall remain a mystery... until my post on my Parisian purchases.

SAG Awards 2011: Jayma Mays

Jayma Mays in Jenny Packham
Oh, Jayma, first the overdone vampiress at the Globes and now this underdone peach mess? What am I going to do with you?

I do think she did her makeup much better this go round, but that dress. That dress! What is going on? It's baggy. It's boring. It's got that ugly slit. And her shoes do not go at all. Sad look because she is actually really pretty. Now if she'd only let herself be.

C

Golden Globes 2011: Sandra Bullock

Sandra Bullock in Jenny Packham

Oh, Sandy, I did not like this look at all. The dress was just too hippy dippy for me. It was a bit of a snoozer and didn't do anything for her.

And then paired with these bangs and omg, it did not look good:

Seriously, what is going on with her hair? I swear twitter was all a-flutter about whether they were clip-on bangs. And if there is debate over whether your bangs clip in or not, then you definitely have made a major hair misstep.

Dress: C

Bangs: F